<Merlin> | according to Time-Warner, if you channel surf or mute commercial breaks you are a thief |
<Merlin> | so lemme see, if I download MP3s the RIAA hates me, if I dub a movie off HBO the MPAA hates me, if I skip commercials the TV execs hate me... |
<Merlin> | am I allowed to store leftover pizza in the fridge and eat it the next day, or will Pizza Hut sue me? |
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