| <Hiyasu> | I just called my manager, and told them I couldn't come in, because I'd just contracted leprosy. |
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<Hiyasu> | The odd thing was, for about 10 seconds, she believed me. |
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<SePPach> | lol |
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<SePPach> | what did she say? |
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<newjersey> | "I thought I fired you two weeks ago" |
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