| <ClosedGL> | tar -xzf willy.gz;touch muh_woody;head -n 1 && mount /cho/momma && echo >$1 "Harder!n";dd if=/dev/beans of=/cho/momma/face count=1 bs=spoonfull && umount /cho/momma && sleep 15. |
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