| <Asuka_Aogiri> | I mean, when I pet my cat while she's in heat, I think to myself 'This is the closest I'll get to touching a horny female in my entire life...cool.' |
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<Shinra> | You stroked that hot pussy, eh? |
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<Josh_Aogiri> | ...that's the most disturbing thing you've ever said. |
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<Asuka_Aogiri> | Totally. |
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