| <booradley> | I'd like to perform a one act play I call, "Creative screwed me like a bitch" |
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<booradley> | <audigy> Buy me! I'm ever so sexy |
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<booradley> | <boo> ok. come home with me and we'll play among the stars |
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<booradley> | <audigy> tee hee! I love you, boo! |
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<booradley> | <boo> I love you too, audigy |
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<booradley> | :: later :: |
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<booradley> | <boo> there, you're all installed. how do you feel? |
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<neshura> | down in front! |
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<booradley> | <audigy> LET JESUS FUCK YOU! VRAAAGH! |
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* audience gasps. |
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<booradley> | * audigy is putting noise across your PCI channels |
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<booradley> | <hard drive> Mein leben! |
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<booradley> | * hard drive has died |
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<booradley> | <audigy> Blaaah! blaaaugh! your mother sucks cocks in hell! graaagh! |
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<booradley> | <modem> aaieee |
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<booradley> | *modem has died |
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<booradley> | and the new modem I got connects at 32k tops |
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<Shendal> | By far, that's the best one-act IRC play I've read this season. Do I smell a Tony award? |
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