<Asmodee`> | ibm said they were investing 1 billion $ into open source projects |
<DAL9000> | Asmodee`: do you know what happens when you invest money in opensource projects? |
<DAL9000> | NOTHING! it buys the coders some beer, nachos, and porn to watch instead of coding. |
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