| <Jacob> | heh |
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<Jacob> | my roommate just walked by with a bottle of water |
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<Jacob> | I asked her why she wastes her money on that shit |
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<Jacob> | she replied with "It's healthier than tap water." |
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<Jacob> | I took the bottle from her and showed her where it said "Source: City of Houston Municipal Water Supply" |
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Jacob: Tap-water. |
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