| <Birk> | Today this guest speaker came to our class to talk to us about the local college and the programs they offer. |
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<Birk> | so he goes around the rooms asking people what they want to major in |
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<Birk> | one kid goes "Ii'm not sure yet, I'll either be a Computer Programmer or a Priest" |
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<Birk> | and I'm like " Either way you won't get laid" |
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<Birk> | I got a 2 day suspension for saying that. |
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<Jaguar> | LMAO ! |
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