| <tydel> | this fat chick walked up to me at the club tonight |
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<tydel> | she's like "I like vodka, buy me a drink" |
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<tydel> | I was like "I like blowjobs, buy ME a drink" |
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<tydel> | kind of a conversation ender |
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