| Godchicken> | One of my co-worker's roommates is a total myspace whore. She's gone through 5 boyfriends in 4 months plus other random dates... and all off Myspace. |
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Godchicken> | I want a piece of it before she's all worn out |
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Method> | Put a quarter on her head and call next, like in the arcade |
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