| <APC> | I steal from the automated checkout all the fucking time now |
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<APC> | Well, I still pay |
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<APC> | I just lie about what I bought |
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<APC> | for instance |
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<APC> | 2 pounds of bananas costs less than say, 2 pounds of hustler and playboy |
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