| <n3ur0tich> | he called me at 2 in the morning. i thought he was calling to see if i was okay. how strangly considerate, i thought. how nice. |
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<n3ur0tich> | he called to ask if i stole his cheese. five pounds of cheese. yes, i sighed, i stole five pounds of cheese from your apartment. right. because i really needed five fucking pounds of cheese. oh, and i'm fine, thanks. |
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<n3ur0tich> | he called again at 3. |
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<n3ur0tich> | "are you sure you didn't take the cheese?" |
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