| <Lazzay> | I'm 14 ^_^ |
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<nem-x> | Yes, Lazzay is FOURTEEN, artt.. |
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* Arttemis kills nem |
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<Arttemis> | I can look at the menu, I just can't order, bitch. |
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<D> | You can't even look at the menu. |
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<Arttemis> | Sure I can. |
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<Arttemis> | As long as no one sees me. |
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<D> | You've got to stand outside the restaurant and smoke a cigarette. |
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<D> | Otherwise you'll be arrested for loitering in a school zone. |
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<Arttemis> | stop abusing my metaphor. It's fragile. |
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