| <sthmnstr> | So I was in this restauraunt with my gf the other day and she wanted to emberas me. |
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<sthmnstr> | I had eaten too much and was holding my stomach moaning and then she's all like 'aww, is the baby kicking?' and i said 'Yup. Thats the last time I eat one of those whole...' |
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