| <+kow> | for some reason, ever since I was a young kid I wanted to hatch an egg |
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<+kow> | I would steal them from the fridge |
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<+kow> | and put them under my ass for hours |
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<+kow> | but they never hatched |
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<+kow> | and I would cry |
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