| Zaphod> | now, would you like knee pads for that, or are you going bare back ? |
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Matthew> | doesnt matter, its only irc |
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Matthew> | so you choose |
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Zaphod> | Matthew - whatever you like, as long as you wear pretty red lipstick, its all good with me |
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Matthew> | k, but let me get my tweasers and magnifying glass |
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Zaphod> | you wanking yourself at the same time huh ? |
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Zaphod> | kinky |
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