| <sadlst> | grrrrrrrr |
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<sadlst> | im going to *kill* my ex |
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<TblunT> | good |
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<TblunT> | ex's suck |
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<TblunT> | fuck em |
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<sadlst> | i spend 20 mins making fresh whipped cream every year and she demands i put Cool MotherFucking Whip on her shit |
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<sadlst> | %&)%&*%& |
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<TblunT> | sounds like the cream isn't the only thing whipped y0 |
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