| <kolby> | dude...true story...Jacob was masturbating in our bathroom and the light doesn't work so instead of grabbing lotion, he lubed up his dick with ben-gay. I had to take him to the fucking hospital. It was like a movie. |
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<Wes> | hahahah |
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<kolby> | yea but hey, don't make fun of him, it's been a rough fuckin night |
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<Wes> | Ah come on |
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<kolby> | nah man, seriously |
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<kolby> | HAHA! How's your red cock feel you fucking idiot? |
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