| <Moogle> | Yeah, I took our first time when the condom broke to be a sign for me to keep it in my pants |
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<Gau> | Was she on the pill? |
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<Moogle> | nope |
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<Gau> | man.. I would have donkey-punched her out cold and douched for 3 straight hours! |
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<Moogle> | Douching actually makes it worse. |
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<Gau> | Not if you do it with 12 mole per litre HCl |
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<Moogle> | hoh! |
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