<_Nooblender> | on an unrelated note i had to wake up early after staying up late to have breakfast with my hot nieces, so i went to sleep at 8 pm but woke up at midnight, wtf |
<_that_guy> | on a related note do you realize how creepy 'hot nieces' sounds? |
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