| <sexor> | I went shopping last night at like 1am. the place was empty, and this old woman, just making polite convertation, said to me: "where is everyone??". |
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<sexor> | I replied: "In bed, same place you and I should be!" |
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<sexor> | Took me ten minutes to figure out why she gave me a dirty look |
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