| <myst> | so what about you? anything interesting? |
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<Joshua> | i'm writting a book and i just left a naked lady in her bed seconds before her roommates came home. |
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<Joshua> | it was like *pulls on pants* *roommates walk in* |
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<myst> | what's your book about? |
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<Joshua> | lol! |
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<Joshua> | yup, you're a chick |
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<myst> | lol |
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<myst> | rofl |
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