| Cat1013> | So, my boss is blabbing on about "how to improve your productivity and be a mental asset to the company" |
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Cat1013> | And all I can think of is how the letters in "mental asset" can be rearranged to spell "metal ass net" |
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Cat1013> | I think I need therapy |
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