| <Pryoidain> | I just spazzed on some poor telemarketer, and then orchestrated it to my advantage |
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<Pryoidain> | I picked up my cell phone |
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<Pryoidain> | he said something about vacuumes |
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<Pryoidain> | and I just made this series of loud noises |
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<Pryoidain> | then held the phone away from my face, and yelled in my normal voice |
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<Pryoidain> | "JESUS HE'S GOT THE PHONE!" |
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<Pryoidain> | then dropped it and fumbled it a few times |
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<Pryoidain> | then picked it up, and very calmly said |
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<Pryoidain> | "Nathanial Private Mental Services, How may I help you?" |
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<Pryoidain> | I heard a click, and that's the last I think I'll ever hear from them |
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