| <Midnight> | Telemarketers are sooo fun to screw with. |
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<Midnight> | Like this one time, I got a call from one obviously trying to get me to change my long distance carrier or some b.s. like that. |
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<Midnight> | The dialogue went something like this: |
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"May I speak person who is in charge of the phone services in your house?" |
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"Ummmm...We don't have a phone." |
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"Well, then what are you talking to me on?" |
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"A banana?" |
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<Midnight> | I think they hung up after that. |
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