| KArmA-> | telemarketer: yeah, I need to speak to your office manager please(very gruff voice) |
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KArmA-> | me: who the fuck do you think you're talking to? |
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KArmA-> | telemarketer: are you the office manager? |
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KArmA-> | me: no asshole, I said, who do you think you're talking to, with that tone of voice |
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KArmA-> | me: you don't call up and start barking at me like that |
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KArmA-> | telemarketer: well sir I'm sorry but I need to speak to your office manager. |
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KArmA-> | me: for what? he normally doesn't take phone calls for yard apes. . . what do you need to talk to him about that's so special? |
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KArmA-> | telemarketer: !(#*%@ EXCUSE ME?! YARD APE?!?! WHAT IS YOUR NAME!?!? |
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KArmA-> | me: *click* |
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