| <Mister> | I was at The Bronx,was quite... strange |
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<Mister> | and then I saw 2 girls who I know |
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<Mister> | and they were like :O... Jason? I never knew you were gay?! |
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<Mister> | I told them I was there for the music,don't think they believed me |
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<Jesus> | That's like the worst excuse |
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<Mister> | I don't care,all these guys buying me drinks |
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<Mister> | openly checking out my arse |
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<Mister> | it was like being a girl,was nice getting free stuff |
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<Jesus> | I'd rather not be a mans eye candy.You were like a visual gay prostitute |
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