| <gig103> | I drove by the fire department the other day, and they had a big public awareness sign that read, "Are your house numbers visible?" I thought, "Who the hell cares? How about you just stop at the house that's on fire?!" |
Similar:
| Chat 4840 | cameltoe: Best resignation letter ever: ... |
| Chat 24838 | Taim: and the power kicks out... Â dramatic thunderclap: ... |
| Chat 19184 | WikkidlMikkr3igN: my power went out the other day. good thing my camera had a flash. i went to make a sandwich and took 90 pictures of my ki... |
| Chat 15803 | J-dogg: Your pretty funny ..
DirtyKate: I don't remember you.. but thanx ... |
| Chat 14979 | sides: the other day my aunt and cousins were over my house for the night and them and my family were in the living room ... |
| Chat 10288 | BronsonTheBeef: So we were supposed to have a guest speaker in one of my classes ... |
| Chat 10192 | Alb-guy: I just caught my 15 year old girl, masturbating with a vibrating 'control pad' on a Nintendo Gamecube. Now I am banning t... |
| Chat 21510 | suprpupy: haha, mom's at the store. I just get through telling her we have nothing in the house and she starts down the list "do y... |
| Chat 21296 | Omi: My brother thought it'd be funny to take keys from my keyboard and put them around the house ... |