| <suprpupy> | haha, mom's at the store. I just get through telling her we have nothing in the house and she starts down the list "do you have this? do you have this?". |
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<suprpupy> | mom. we have nothing in the house. |
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<CPnglN> | "we don't eat" |
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<suprpupy> | heh, we don't cook is more accurate |
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<suprpupy> | or at least, not what mom likes to cook. |
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<ReNtZ> | I read that as "or at least not what mom likes cock" |
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<suprpupy> | ReNtZ: normally I'd laugh. but since this is my mom I'm horrified at the mental image. |
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<Eigenstat> | Do you ever wonder if your husband has thought about fucking your mom, so he'll know what you're like in 30 years? |
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* suprpupy tries to claw her mental eyes out |
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