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Chat 9669 by Anonymous on 18/01/2011

@Aircraftkiller> I want a drum of oil
@Aircraftkiller> They're only like $50 I think, full barrel of oil
@Aircraftkiller> I just want the barrel of oil
@Aircraftkiller> Then
@Aircraftkiller> When someone comes over, and asks you "hey dude, is that a drum of oil? Real oil?" You can say "Yeah. Where's YOUR oil?"
@Aircraftkiller> Because real men own oil.
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