| @Aircraftkiller> | I want a drum of oil |
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@Aircraftkiller> | They're only like $50 I think, full barrel of oil |
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@Aircraftkiller> | I just want the barrel of oil |
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@Aircraftkiller> | Then |
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@Aircraftkiller> | When someone comes over, and asks you "hey dude, is that a drum of oil? Real oil?" You can say "Yeah. Where's YOUR oil?" |
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@Aircraftkiller> | Because real men own oil. |
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