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Chat 8202 by Anonymous on 13/01/2011

<@holden> damnit i shit myself
<@holden> god that took forever to clean up
<@holden> seriously.. shitting yourself at 4 am is gay
<@holden> i was sitting here minding my own business
<@holden> and blam!
<@holden> all this shit comes out..
<@holden> i was like.. WTF
<@holden> and its all liquidy and running around my junk
<@holden> and i'm sitting here like.. well fuck
<@holden> so i get up.. and its all running down my leg.. so i hobble off to the bathroom, so as not to disjar it anymore
<@holden> jakdflakjsdf
<@holden> i can only pray this doesnt happen to someone else
<@holden> i think it was the pizza i ate last night D:
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