| <@holden> | damnit i shit myself |
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<@holden> | god that took forever to clean up |
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<@holden> | seriously.. shitting yourself at 4 am is gay |
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<@holden> | i was sitting here minding my own business |
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<@holden> | and blam! |
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<@holden> | all this shit comes out.. |
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<@holden> | i was like.. WTF |
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<@holden> | and its all liquidy and running around my junk |
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<@holden> | and i'm sitting here like.. well fuck |
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<@holden> | so i get up.. and its all running down my leg.. so i hobble off to the bathroom, so as not to disjar it anymore |
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<@holden> | jakdflakjsdf |
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<@holden> | i can only pray this doesnt happen to someone else |
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<@holden> | i think it was the pizza i ate last night D: |
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