| KitterLittie> | Man, this sucks |
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KitterLittie> | I just sat down to poo, but before I even sit down I hear this big *KERSPLOOOSH!* |
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KitterLittie> | So I'm all freaked out, wondering how that happened, I jump and turn around... |
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KitterLittie> | Turns out that I forgot I had the TV remote in my back pocket before I took my pants down :( |
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