| <Xellos-san> | don't confuse barbecues with hookers |
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<Xellos-san> | the only way you can tell them apart is to set them on fire |
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<Xellos-san> | if it runs away, it's a hooker |
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<Xellos-san> | if it stays, it's a barbecue |
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<Xellos-san> | or a dead hooker |
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