<Ben_Utne> | I have a dick like a tuna can...think about it |
<isajeep> | full of dead fish? |
<Ben_Utne> | 6 inches around, 1 inch long |
<Verl> | HAHAHAHA |
<Verl> | that is awesome |
<Verl> | thats like hitting a girl in the vagina with your fist |
<isajeep> | lol verl |
<rzrshrp2> | wtf |
<rzrshrp2> | pussy punch |
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