| <Dave> | Well. I'mma go shower and then go pick up my friend from jail. |
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<Dave> | I'll be back later. |
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<Shadowpillar> | ask him how big his anus is |
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<Dave> | He's a big dude, no one's going to fuck with him. |
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<Shadowpillar> | ask him how many other people he's cornholed |
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<Shadowpillar> | lol |
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<Dave> | He's been in jail for roughly 5 hours. |
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<Dave> | And he has a girlfriend. |
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<Dave> | I'm betting on a grand total of six. |
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