| SnatchFace> | I stumbled into the bathroom this morning after being up half the night with stomach pain and grabbed the wrong tube out of the cabinet in my stupor. I brushed for a half minute with Anusol HC when it slowly seeped into my addled brain that somethign was not quite right. I have been barfing ever since. Am I dying? |
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Rouge> | Perhaps you should change your name to Assface. |
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Blazert40> | I'll give you 32 mins to live. |
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vi-edit> | Going by your screenname, at least it wasn't Vagisil. |
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