| <daenonok> | i remember this one time, like two years ago my girlfriend (at the time) was trying to learn me...somethen, i wasn't really paying attention, but she said |
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<daenonok> | 'if barbie was a real woman, she'd have to walk on all fours' |
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<daenonok> | after like a minute of thinking i was like 'that seems like icing on the cake' |
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