| <Coult> | im 65 years old |
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<Coult> | and I still get more pussy than you |
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<Daishi> | 11 y/o girls who you tricked with candy dont count |
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<Aamperix> | I know. |
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<Aamperix> | I feel bad for you. |
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<Aamperix> | Hey little girl, want a Butterfinger? I have a nice Bitesize butterfinger...want one? |
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