| <bfdd> | i heard the mcdonalds commerical say special sauce |
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<bfdd> | and i thought "ill give em some special sauce" |
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<kcl822> | heh |
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<bfdd> | and then i realized |
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<bfdd> | i was talking dirty to a tv commerical |
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<bfdd> | and felt ashamed of myself |
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