| <BigFish> | aaah fuck, I'm gonna look like a right prat for the college photos today :( |
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<ruster> | why? |
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<BigFish> | I've got a black eye and a bruise right on my chin |
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<ruster> | wtf, how'd that happen!? |
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<BigFish> | well, I was at the womens kickboxing centre in town, chatting up this girl |
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<ruster> | hehe, the girls there are hot |
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<BigFish> | yeah, but anyway I was talking to her and she said "I'm not some cheap whore", can't remember what I said to get that reaction :S |
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<BigFish> | and I thought to myself "yeah, you're an expensive one" |
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<ruster> | lol |
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<BigFish> | turns out I was thinking aloud... O_x |
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