| <Sam> | : So, that £5 gorgeous sketchbook I bought today? I sit down to do the first page thinking "Oh wow, this is gonna be awesome - I'm gonna fill it with great drawings and keep it forever" and all that shit. |
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<Sam> | : Open the book, thick black ink pen in hand and say "Right, what shall I put on the first page?... Hm, a nice "SKETCHBOOK" with doodles around will do while I wait for inspiration" |
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<Sam> | : I get to "SKETH" and realise I've missed out a C |
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<Sam> | : My heart stops - my lip trembles... Do I rip out the page? No! I'll improvise - I'll turn that C into a H with stripes! Yeah, that works. |
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<Sam> | : Okay, now I can carry on |
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<Sam> | : I finish writing it and have a look at my handiwork |
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<Sam> | : and then I see it |
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<Sam> | : "SKETCBOOK" |
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<Sam> | : Fuck |
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