| <[SA]Gaijinchi> | I was ripped as a kid. When my friends wanted to go somewhere on bikes, I ran and kept up |
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<[SA]Gaijinchi> | Then I turned 16 and promptly got out of shape |
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<ricequeen> | Yeah, masturbation got me too |
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<[SA]Gaijinchi> | You can masturbate and drive at the same time? |
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<[SA]Gaijinchi> | That's incredible. |
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<ricequeen> | It's an okay substitute for road head |
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<[SA]Gaijinchi> | that's all kinds of dangerous. I mean, what if you hit a bump or something? |
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<hoe4damoney> | Just get a crash test dummy to fellate you |
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<hoe4damoney> | its safer |
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<ricequeen> | I call it, "Living on the edge" |
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