| Ar0uNd> | Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot his whole life, which |
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Ar0uNd> | created an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, |
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Ar0uNd> | which made him frail, and with his odd diet, he suffered from very bad |
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Ar0uNd> | breath. This made him.... what? |
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Ar0uNd> | (This is so bad it's good...) --a super-callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis. |
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