| <roxylucy> | omg did i tell you what embarrassing thing happened to me the other day? |
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<hedgab> | not that i know of |
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<roxylucy> | ok. well, i was visiting my friend in the hospital |
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<hedgab> | yeah |
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<roxylucy> | and so i was leaving |
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<roxylucy> | but in the next room, i noticed a man covered in machinery, shivering. |
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<roxylucy> | and i thought that was sad, so i pulled the blanket up for him |
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<roxylucy> | and, with his breathing mask on, says, "can you see if my testicles are black" |
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<hedgab> | omg really? |
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<roxylucy> | i tried to decline, but he looked so frail and desperate |
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<roxylucy> | so i checked to make sure no one was looking |
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<roxylucy> | and i looked at it and it was just fine |
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<hedgab> | haha ok |
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<roxylucy> | so i was like, "nope, none of it is black" |
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<roxylucy> | and he takes off his mask and says, "can you see if my test results are back" |
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