| <Mazlem> | was it on a gravestone? |
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_<cranky> | I've always avoided sex after funerals |
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_<l0g1c> | nah, it was in her room. |
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_<cranky> | generally the bodies are too cold by then |
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_<TxcPoison> | thats what microwaves are for |
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_<l0g1c> | hah, beat me to it. |
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_<TxcPoison> | wow |
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_<l0g1c> | just warm the important part up. |
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