| Deranged> | Having my right hand as a girlfriend is the best relationship I've ever had. |
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Deranged> | It's always up for threesomes, it'll never cheat on me. |
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Deranged> | And best of all, I don't have to talk to it after sex, because I don't know sign language. |
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