| <Drogo> | Don't trust the xbox 360 |
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* Brandalf85 goes forward in time and gets 5 Xbox 360s |
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<Drogo> | It's like those creatures in Chronicles of Riddick |
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<Drogo> | You turn it on and all of a sudden "Your soul is miiiine" |
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<Drogo> | You know what, next thing you know rob, the xbox makes you call your friend with a needle to your neck and you're like "Hey, Brandalf.. Would you like to come over and--- DONT COME BRANDALF! I mean. Brandalf, please come over and initiate in gameplay of the xbox 360" |
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<Brandalf85> | LOL |
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<Rob> | haha |
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<Brandalf85> | i probably dont live anywhere near Rob :) |
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<Drogo> | Then Brandalf comes over and he opens the door and it's like Dreamcatcher with the red except it's wires and blood and the door slams shut behind him and all of a sudden, a needle sticks into his neck |
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<Drogo> | xbox 360 needs no memory card or hard drive either |
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<Drogo> | you know why? |
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<Drogo> | It saves to your brain |
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<Brandalf85> | .... |
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<Brandalf85> | =0 |
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<Rob> | haha |
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<Brandalf85> | the horror |
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<Drogo> | You're like "Oh... hey... Happy childhood memories.. NO! DONT SAVE THERE!" |
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