<static> | there's one of those funny looking airconditioning fan thingies out side the mall nearby. it blows air straight up out of the sidewalk. I keep looking at it as I walk by and wondering "if I stand on it, will it push me up to the second level of the mall?" |
<static> | I think I play too many video games. |
<FJ> | test it |
<FJ> | throw a cat into the stream |
<FJ> | at the vry least, you'll be laughing your butt off |
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