| <frail> | there are places that should never be scraped |
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<frail> | "get your hand out of my pants and use an emory board you son of a bitch! |
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<flee> | ok, if you want an emory board on your genitals, sure. |
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<adric> | i think id prefer nails to an emory board.. |
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<adric> | granted id want them to be short, clean and smooth.. |
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<flee> | I like my men short, clean and smooth. |
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<adric> | damn i have the short and clean down.. but i think im all corners.. |
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<flee> | not that type of smooth |
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<flee> | smooth like a razor blade you don't notice in the shotglass of gin |
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<bob> | shaven, not stirred |
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