| | <*> Narutard is distracted by pron |
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<[AN]Kaji> | ya.. that'll work every time.. |
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<Narutard> | and it's cheaper than taking your GF out |
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<[AN]Kaji> | and less time consuming.. |
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<Narutard> | porn doesn't nag at you |
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<[AN]Kaji> | and when you get bored you can just turn it off.. :P |
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<Narutard> | hehe |
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<Narutard> | Porn won't complain if you don't quite finish |
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<[AN]Kaji> | porn doesnt mind you shgaring it with your friends |
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<Narutard> | porn doesn't blame it on you if you don't make it orgasm. |
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<[AN]Kaji> | porn wont complain when you bring home the newest version.. |
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<Narutard> | porn doesn't mind if you stay out late with the boys |
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<[AN]Kaji> | porn is always in the mood.. :P |
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<Narutard> | porn is ok with you pulling late hours at the office |
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<Narutard> | and it will never say, "My needs aren't being met." |
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